FML - No Wrench

I'm going to just preface this post with the temperature of the day about 20 degrees...On Friday I had a huge list of things to get done. I had a couple engagements in Baltimore then I spent some quality time with my two Godsons. Everything went well in Baltimore including my delicious lunch at Mrs. Shirley's. Then came my trek back to HdG to see the boys. As I was walking out of my friends parents house I see that my rear tire is completely flat. I wasn't really upset because I can change a tire as good as the next person. I got out all of the parts, my spare, the jack and the jack/lug nut wrench. I started to jack my car up and then attempted to removed my flat tire. The lug nuts were on securing the wheel so tight that I had to use all of my Hulk strength to remove them. I pushed down really hard on the wrench and i heard a SNAP. i looked at my wrench and it had completely broke in half. WHAT THE FUCK?! With the temperature being so damn cold I had no time to be pissed off. I called my dad because my friends brother wasn't able to get my tire off with his wrench. My pops showed up and changed everything for me really fast and awesome like a good dad. I ended up going over his house so he could plug my tire and make everything right that was totally fucked up. On my way to his house I called my dealer because my car is only a year old. I explained my situation to my dealer and all they had to say was that the wrench isn't covered under warrenty because they don't know how I
was using the wrench. WHAT? you know know HOW I was using it? Ain't that some shit? In the end everything worked out. I was outside for about two hours without a coat on. I can hear Laurynn's dad now...WHAT ARE YOU DOING LEAVING THE HOUSE WITHOUT A COAT?! He's a stickler like that.